Aed jokes
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
I have a 12-inch destroyer.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.