Aed jokes
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.