Aed jokes
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.