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Messi's Finances

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Ronaldo fan
3 years ago
  • Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.

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    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Messi ain't got as much bling as Ronaldo, so he can't cop a Lambo. It's all about the Benjamins, baby! And you, my friend, probably still think the Earth is flat.

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    • Wealth
    • Ronaldo
    • Rich
    • Sport
    • Finance
    • Lamborghini

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