Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Messi ain't got as much bling as Ronaldo, so he can't cop a Lambo. It's all about the Benjamins, baby! And you, my friend, probably still think the Earth is flat.