Aed jokes
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"