Aed jokes
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!