Aed jokes
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Antisocial
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!