Aed jokes

A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Your hairline looks like a car!

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

Little Johnny is such a woos.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

Where did a chicken orphan go?

A foster home.

Why can’t orphans have a house pet?

Because its parents have it to itself.