Aed jokes
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.