Aed jokes

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

A bass drum is the boss.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.

What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?

Thank a Roo.

Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

Icebergie is a randy.

Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?

A: Moonday!

If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.