Aed jokes
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
A bass drum is the boss.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.