Aed jokes
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.