Aed jokes

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

My mom left me at a very young age.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.