Aed jokes

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

Spell "attic."

Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.