Aed jokes
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What is a bus 🚌?
Stephanie has a great thumb!
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
You can't give an orphan homework.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!