Aed jokes
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
How do you shrivel a dick?
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.