Aed jokes

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

What does a terrorist get for Christmas?

A C4.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Titanic hit a dimetrodon.