Aed jokes
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why you always in a mood?
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.