Aed jokes
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
lmao
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.