Aed jokes
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.