Aed jokes
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
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Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.