Aed jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.