Aed jokes
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!