Aed jokes
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."