Aed jokes
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You a cunt.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is a boyfriend?
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!