Aed jokes
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"