Aed jokes
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
16 is a knight? Mail.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.