Aed jokes
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!