Aed jokes

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

My brother truly is a numbskull.

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

Have a great year!

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

I don't want to date an alien.

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"