Aed jokes

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"

What kind of chair inhabits your soul?

A hair!

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?

Thunderwear.

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?

He used a bus.

Hey guys, it's an alien!

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!