Aed jokes
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
16 is a knight? Mail.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What did a
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
China should be a baseball team.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*