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I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.