Aed jokes
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Joe Mama has a chode.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Hot water look a**.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
We gotta work ahead, people!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.