Raid jokes

Titanic

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Gamer

Miles081809 · 4 years ago

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Channel

Anonymous · 7 years ago

RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos

Rape

BlessedBrian · 2 years ago

Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Rape

Bob · 5 years ago

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

Tower

Anonymous · 2 years ago

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Rape

That guy · 4 years ago

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

Gang Rape

@chronic.communism · 8 years ago

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

Zombie Apocalypse

I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

Boy

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Area 51 be like:

The image shows cartoon characters with the text 'ME AND THE BOYS BEWARING OF THE ALIEN WE STOLE FROM AREA 51'. The cartoon characters are standing in a group, and one is a purple lollipop holding a spray bottle. The style is cartoonish.

Class

GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Community talk

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