Aed jokes
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Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
You will never have a girlfriend.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?