Aed jokes

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.

Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?

Use he/him pronouns on him.

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?

"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."