Aed jokes
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.