Aed jokes

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

What key opens a banana?

A monkey.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.

According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

It was called Fall-adelphia.

Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents can't!

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Son: Dad, how was I born?

Dad: Your mum's a hoe.

Son: OK, what's a hoe?

Dad: Your mum.

What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?

They lower you.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.