Aed jokes

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?

Home base.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

I brought a cow and named him Mayo.

Mayo Neighs!

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

He got a paper cut and bled out.

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.