Aed jokes
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.