Aed jokes
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)