Aed jokes
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Your dad has a huge PP.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.