Aed jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?