Aed jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.