Aed jokes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Pop a choccy milk!
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.