Aed jokes
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What is a "dad?"
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.