Aed jokes
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!