Aed jokes
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
me playing a rage game.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
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I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.