Aed jokes
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
OFF
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I charge 50 bucks a suck.