Aed jokes
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA