Aed jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

What's a current's favorite juice?

Black "current"!

What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?

Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.

Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.