Aed jokes
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.