Aed jokes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.