Aed jokes

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

What does NASA stand for?

Need a star A.S.A.P.!

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.