Aed jokes
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.