Aed jokes
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I have a secret crush on your momma.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!