Aed jokes
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.