Aed jokes
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Make him read a book.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.