Aed jokes
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Yo' mama is a joke.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.