Aed jokes
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
OFFICIAL
Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.