Aed jokes
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.