Aed jokes
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.